Cursed with arthritis, dementia and phlebitis
Old Joseph was on his last legs
From his hospital bed he intended to wed
His beautiful flaxen-haired Megs
Now Megs was a cutie, of unparalleled beauty
Who modelled for Chanel in Bordeaux
She dismissed talk of scandal
Gossip she could handle
She was infatuated with her dear old Joe
A mismatch in height, and it didn't seem right
That the age gap was 64 years
Hello magazine called, genuinely enthralled
By her delight and professed joyous tears
"We'll fund your big day, if you agree to relay
Everything our readers want to know
Was it his haggard old looks, or the wrinkles and plooks
That attracted you to billionaire Joe?"
By Jonathan Dickie
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