Sunday, 30 November 2025

The Unhygienic Baker

Boaby the baker made cream cakes for me,
With icing and sprinkles, they went well with tea,
Boaby the baker, what else did he do?
Gave me the runs, cos he kneaded a poo.

By Timmy Tominey

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Location: Brokenwind, Aberdeenshire, UK

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