Sunday, 30 November 2025

A Cure for Hiccups / A Lesson Learned

A Cure for Hiccups 

I travelled to London to visit Big Ben,
It's really the bell, not the tower, ye ken. 
I stood by it's side, as it lorded over me, 
And soiled my pants, when it loudly struck three. 

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A Lesson Learned

I travelled to London to visit Big Ben,
Not for the first time (this was again). 
I packed up a bag, it's best to prepare, 
Ear plugs 'n' emergency underwear.

By Jonathan Dickie

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