Dino Rap

I am a huge Tyrannosaur,
I like a bit of meat.
I'm not so keen on veg-ta-bles,
those things have got me beat.

I saw a little dinosaur,
chewin' on a plant.
I ate him in an instant,
but he tasted kinda bland.

I am an apex pre-da-tor,
at the top of my food chain.
I never have to give a damn,
you'd have to be insane!

Unless you are a bigger saur,
then I might have to pass.
I'm big but I'm not stoopid,
and I'd like to save my ass.

I've got my eye on you right now,
you're lookin' kinda mea-tay.
But I ain't seen your type before,
you're not your everyday.

I think you are a vis-i-tor,
from another time and place.
But if you get much closer,
you'll be gone without a trace.

Ain't sure of your neighborhood,
you ain't from the cre-tay-shus.
Soon you'll see the worst of me,
my middle name's 'RAP-ay-shus'.

Ma homies* been here ages,
like a lotta lotta years.
We'll be here 'til the end of time,
'cause we ain't got no fears.

We'll be here forever, bro,
we're never gonna say goodbye.
What's the worse could happen, man?
things don't fall down from the sky.

Give it away, give it away, give it away Dino!
Give it away, give it away, give it away now,
Give it away, give it away, give it away...
> mic drop <

* my fellow gang members.

'Give it away' section courtesy of the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

By Alan Dickie